I can buy a fingerprint detector for my computer, but I've still got to fasten my foot covering with rope.
And even though I've learnt a possibly useful skill - tying a knot - there's no application for my hard-won talent in normal day-to-day life.
Knot tying is not cool. The only knot I know, the one I use to tie my foot rigging, is called a "granny knot". Not cool. If you can count to two, you can also tie a "double knot". Also not cool.
I say: Shoelaces are crap. Banish shoelaces and analog clocks, and make kids the world over happier.
Tags: life, funny