Random Chuck Norris Facts

This was too funny not to re-post - Random Chuck Norris Facts from Brian, including:

* Forget Wikipedia, if Chuck Norris wants you know something, he will tell you.
* Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he has never cried. Ever.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Hee hee...

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5 Responses to "Random Chuck Norris Facts"

Simon said... Saturday, January 21, 2006 3:04:00 AM

Was I telling you about the office line-backer who solves office problems using football tackling technique- his name is Terry Tate and he made some videos for Reebok commercials. I recommend a search and watch. Very amusing

Thomas said... Monday, January 23, 2006 1:45:00 PM

Thanks S-Man, I'll google.

Rodney Olsen said... Saturday, January 28, 2006 11:41:00 AM

You're tagged. Check out my blog for details.

Brian said... Friday, February 10, 2006 4:33:00 AM

My wife teaches at a public high school. All of her teaching team knows that she is a "Pastor's wife," but she looks for opportunities to share her faith in a way that doesn't seem stereotypical. Yesterday one of the teachers (who seems anti-religious) was sharing Chuck Norris jokes. Danelle was able to say, "That's so funny. Brian opened his sermon the other day with several Chuck Norris jokes." They were surprised. Hopefully in a good way.

Thomas said... Tuesday, February 14, 2006 1:01:00 PM

Hey Rodney, I'm working on playing tag...

And Brian, that's funny - I remember once asking a Uni lecturer about how to improve at public speaking, and he replied that ministers are good models. Then he followed up by saying that he doesn't believe in God and never goes to church!

Funny how people have respect for the trade anyway.

Olivia and I have re-read the Chuck Norris list 4 or 5 times. Hee hee!

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