I love my husband, but gee, some of these were funny!!!

  1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
  2. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
  3. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
  4. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  5. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
  6. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  7. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.1
  9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 1
  10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
This last point is interesting, because I have been informed that it is my marital duty to laugh at Thomas' jokes, and he'll tell me how stinky my farts are (that is very important to me!). Further more, his mum emailed these to me..... what does that suggest????

1 Response to "I love my husband, but gee, some of these were funny!!!"

Simon said... Friday, September 03, 2004 2:53:00 AM

Hmmmm... I love my sister in law, but...

I think Tom is right about the laughing thing- I think it should be put into the Marriage contract thing. But I don't know about the fart thing- surely my ideal and something Sujin and I try to practice is loving each other so much that each other's farts actually smell good! I asked Sujin to say that to me, but she is struggling at the moment. Seems like the nose isn't working so well- must be a pregnancy thing.

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